The Greenest of Teas

by Tom
(Poughkeepsie)

I was a fatty. I just hated that feeling of the fat under my chin like I was constantly wearing a scarf. I decided enough is enough.

From that day on, I drank green tea and only green tea. Sure I had to go to the hospital for malnutrition and I've irreparably damaged my bowels so that I have to have a catheter and have all my foot predigested. But, whatever. I'm thin now and that's what's important to me. Thanks green tea.